im working on a new construction 7 story office/retail building, a new painter showed up today. we were working on the 6th floor. i told him when the coffee truck shows up, he replied im only doing these stairs 2 times once up once down. so i told him the elevators were working and he thanked me a 100 times, then asked me where we go for lunch,i told him about the local watering hole with a very attractive bartender. so at lunch i had a nice frosty,and wonderd how many times he pushed the elevator button until someone told him they werent working yet. the guy wouldnt look at me all afternoon and told everyone around that i was an

. i thought it was funny